Although today is April Fool’s Day, I am writing this on Monday morning, March 28. I just got back from my morning walk, Al, and you got me good!

You may be the founder of the Internet, the “big N” prize winner, a former veep and a tipper tapper, but you know what, the warming thing just is not making sense to me. I don’t have that million dollar prize to afford  a kazillion BTU heating and cooling systems to temperature control my “mongongo-sized” mansion.

This morning, Al … it was freakin’ cold. The outside temperature is a sunny 28 degrees; inside it is my normal operating winter months temperature: 62 degrees. (See this York Dispatch article about this year’s heating costs.) I think you may have to reconsider this global warming thing again. This has been and continues to be a really cold winter! This morning, I know the robins I saw were freezing. I thought I heard a woodpecker, but it could have been chattering robin beaks!

So I checked the weather report (now that my fingers are moving again) and tonight it is supposed to dip to 20 degrees with a real-feel of 18. Yikes, Al … this is warming!

Funny how there were others who rang the global warming bell in another era; Al, did you read this: “The Nazi Origins of Apocalyptic Global Warming Theory?”

M. Quixano

[Editor’s Note:] We agree wholeheartedly; Al, give the money back. Here are pictures of the blizzard happening right outside our door on April Fool’s Day! Enough, already!!!!!