*totally stupid acts

** Transportation Safety Administration aka “Totally Screwed-up Agency”

“The US transport safety authority has said it will allow some small pocket knives aboard US flights for the first time since the 9/11 attacks.”

“From 25 April, passengers may bring blades shorter than 2.36in (6cm) and narrower than 0.5in in plane cabins. Fixed blades, razors and box cutters will still be forbidden, the Transport Security Administration (TSA) said.

“The change has been criticised by flight attendants, who say it will put passengers and crew at risk. Also under the new policy, billiard cues, ski poles, and lacrosse and hockey sticks will be allowed in aeroplane cabins in carry-on luggage.” – BBC News

Click here to see the entire list of what’s allowed and what is not.