You gotta’ believe … just like J.P. wistfully says in the movie, “Angels in the Outfield.”

Hey, it could happen! A small-town school teacher turns into a big-time elected “public servant” and amasses a fortune. Legally, of course! Yeah, sure.

Hey, it could happen! Three separate fire departments consolidate into one to one: “Everybody wanted the consolidation of three fire companies in (______________, fill in the name of the town) to work, and that’s exactly what it’s done, fire company and municipal officials say.”