Back to the future | “In 2009, Microsoft released a promotional video predicting what daily technology consumers would be using in the next decade. With 2019 just around the corner, it’s time to take a look at how the tech company’s predictions stack up today.”

Familiar ring? | Here’s a line from a letter-to-the-editor in today’s LNP – Always Lancaster: “I’m too taxed to improve my property to sell it and get out. So I’ll stay where I am and continue to unwillingly fund our elected officials’ frivolous projects.”

“A chance to talk about dying | Another Death Cafe comes to Lancaster County” – Lancaster Online

Columbia Police Department reports | Fraud, burglary, DUI & Harrassment

OK in Lancaster | Not in West Hempfield Township; “small amount of marijuana” gets this Columbia woman arrested – West Hempfield Township facebook page

Read them | Columbia’s November ‘FOOD FACILITY INSPECTION REPORTS for:

• Andy’s Market, Cherry Street
• Black Olive Family Restaurant
• Bully’s Restaurant
• Burger King
• Columbia Borough Social Club
• Columbia Church of God
• Columbia Fraternal Association, North Third Street
• Columbia Mart
• Columbia Sunoco / Subway
• Dairy Queen
• Dominoes (sic) Pizza (advised a re inspection is needed “immediately” and some items “at your earliest convenience.”) NOTE: Greg Sahd’s listed as the Borough Manager on the follow up letter.
• (Columbia) Elks # 1074
• Hinkle’s
• Keagy’s Produce
• Pizza Hut
• Rising Sun Nutrition
• Rosie’s (sic) Deli
• St. John Herr Estate

Rape | At Camp Furnace Hills see photos of the land rape

Good Bye | The Captain & Tenille’s “captain” – Variety

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