What’s happening? No toilet paper. | “What’s the mood in Lancaster County as the COVID-19 outbreak spreads? Here’s what our reporters found” – Lancaster Online

I didn’t know it was loaded | Remember that mega-church security guard whose weapon discharged a few weeks ago? Well he’s been charged. – Lancaster Online

Yee-haw | Conoy Township: “This is not a gun-free zone.” – The township supervisors voted last night on that meaningless resolution they passed in 2013. They did not officially “deem the township” a Second Amendment Sanctuary. – LNP – Always Lancaster.

Girl grapplers | LNP – Always Lancaster notes that Lancaster School District’s School Board of Directors is leaning to adding Girls’ Wrestling as a high school sport. The Board’ll be voting to have the “state’s first female high school wrestling team” at its next meeting.

E-mails | Have you been getting emails from the businesses you deal with letting you know how they’re dealing with the coronavirus? We’ve gotten messages from our bank,. dentist; discount club, and others.